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πŸβš”οΈ Valhallaaaaargh Soapstone Car Coaster – No Grass-Fed Cowards Allowed
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Take the Horned Horde on the road with the Valhallaaaaargh Car Coaster. Made from absorbent soapstone and featuring our legendary goat Viking surrounded by Norse runes, this coaster is the perfect blend of style and function. It keeps your cup holders clean, absorbs condensation, and turns every drive into a raid.

Whether you’re on a cross-country road trip, your daily commute, or just grabbing coffee on the go, this coaster ensures your ride stays sharp, organized, and battle-ready. Durable, practical, and dripping with goat Viking prideβ€”it’s more than a coaster, it’s a clan mark for your car.


βœ… Product Features

  • Available in 1, 2, or 4-piece sets

  • Same design printed on all coasters in a set

  • Matte finish with bold full-color decoration

  • Absorbs condensation & protects cup holders

  • Made from 100% soapstone, sized 2.6" Γ— 2.6"


🧼 Care Instructions

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  • Gently wipe dirt/dust with a clean, dry microfiber cloth

    Β  2.6'' Γ— 2.6"
    Width, in 2.60
    Height, in 2.60
    Thickness, in 0.30

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