Raid the waves and rule the shore in these Valhallaaaaargh Men’s Board Shorts. Featuring our iconic goat Viking warrior, horned helmets, and bold “Vikings” graphics, these shorts are built for modern raiders who refuse to blend in. Perfect for beach days, backyard barbecues, or just flexing your Horned Horde pride, they’re equal parts comfort and chaos.

Quick-drying, lightweight, and designed for adventure, these shorts let you move like a warrior while staying cool under the summer sun. Whether you’re storming the pool or conquering the grill, these shorts prove once and for all—no grass-fed cowards allowed.

✅ Product Features

• 100% polyester for durability & quick drying

• Elastic waistband for all-day comfort

• Side-seam pockets for practicality

• Lightweight & breathable for summer wear

• Crisp, bold Valhallaaaaargh design

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)

• Tumble dry low heat

• Iron/steam low heat

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean